poke and run

When you add someone as a friend on Facebook and they accept your friend request, you poke them just once then delete them as a friend. Good way to get revenge.

Adam: Dude, Grace is really getting on my nerves.
Mike: Then give her a good ol' Poke and Run.

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Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

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poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

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Stroke and Poke

Sex. Basically defines itself. Stroke is hand action. Poke is poking her with your dick.

Gonna have a bit of Stroke and Poke with that girl.

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Paradox Poke

To no-life a lego game while complaining that a body shot no longer instant kill even though he uses an attachment that tells you where to aim to get a headshot.

Also can’t take a joke as he called out moderators for banning him even though they did it as a joke.

Paradox Poke is such an idiot! He complains about the bodyshot nerf even though he’s using BT!

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poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

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Poke war

A naughty spin on the Facebook term for poke wars, a poke war is playful taunting between two gay male partners by lightly touching one another with their penises. Synonyms: Jousting.

This poke war is going to drive me crazy! Let's just do it already!

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