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Smart Water for dummies. Only idiots need to drink it.
Look at all those Trumpies guzzling dumb water and getting eloctrolytes!
I better buy some shares in that company there are so many.
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see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.
Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.
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A person who takes extremely long showers, usually in excess of 3 hours, and almost always uses up all the hot water.
Also see shower terrorist
Man, Bagha's such a water terrorist, he's been in there for 4 hours. All the hot water's probably gone.
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Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA
What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water
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A dancer (usually a follow than lead) drenched in sweat, with great centripetal force while spinning on the dance floor who sprays innocent bystanders with in a radius of 10ft (~3m) radius with cold sweat droplets. Much to the disgust of the victims who quickly realize its not the leaky air conditioning at the club.
She sprayed everyone near her like a water sprinkler, with her cold sweat at the salsa club. As she was being spun fast and furiously on the dance floor
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pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.
'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'
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