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A craze, if not fetish, among the fans of Harry Potter franchise star's James and Oliver Phelps. It developes most often when you look past their beautiful faces, and see their well-kept, muscular, large hands.
"I totally get what you were saying about Phelps Hands now."
"Yeah, they definitely cause lady boners."
"I saw a tumblr all about Phelps Hands yesterday. It caused an ovary explosion deep inside me."
"Me too, girl, me too."
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To be good at something, to be an expert in a specific field, to have a way with something that makes that person better than your average Joe
Percy Thrower's a dab hand in the garden - his plants always flower more than anyone else's.
That Paul's a dab hand with PCs - he always manages to solve my problems.
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Having a nearly immeasurable ability to keep people in line by the merely presenting the back of your hand.
Shut up, Alexis...my pimp hand is strong.
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The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.
The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.
It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.
My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.
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some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor
he has office hands from his job. he has soft office hands.
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Similar to a high five, except for as soon as your palms touch, you each wrap your thumb around the other's hand.
That comeback was so awesome, I had to give him a hand hug.
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The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.
That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.
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