Rural Dictionary

Clown Town

Founded by 5 best friends from Marion, Indiana who grew up together, Clown Town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.

In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.

Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.

"Hey Johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?"
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."

"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."

by Long John Stuttle September 23, 2009

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Shack town

The historical area in Westland, MI built for returning soldiers of WWII. Now refered to as the slums of Westland, the place hasn't been fixed up sinse the early 1900's and is now a cut-throat "town" filled wit run-down "shacks" and run by the low lifes and ghetto mentality people of society. Highly dangerous and crime ridden.

Guy: "Hey, have you been to shack town lately?"
Friend: "Hell, no ! Are you crazy?"
Guy: "Yeah, you're right... Bad idea..."

Chick: "Hey, you know that girl with the messed up teeth?"
Guy: "The one that lives in shack town?"
Chick: "Yup."
Guy: "Yeah. She's a BITCH."

by Kisses Mcgee January 24, 2012

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