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the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.
Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!
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I told her “Just the tip” but as soon as I felt how hot and wet she was, I HAD to give her the donk.
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A condition in which the tip of the penis becomes visibly older than the shaft and the balls, slightly resembling the face of Benjamin Button. Most commonly results from unprotected sex with loose women, however, only a small number of cases are reported each year – possibly due to shame.
Ex. #1. (Tyler)– Hey Ben, did you hit that tv reporter from last night? (Ben)-Yeah, bitch gave me old tip!
Ex. #2. (Fallon)-Hey old tip, have you ever seen Benjamin Button? (Simon)-(Sigh) Oh, you mean the curious case of every time I masturbate…(sobs).
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An Australian bread company known well for its soft long lasting sliced bread.
"Mum can you get some milk and Tip top from the shop?"
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When a (virgin) girl doesn't want to have intercourse, and the guy asks to insert "just the tip" of his penis.
No honey, i'm virgin!
Come one sweety, just a tip dip...
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The act of "forgetting" to pay the tip; also known as "skip the tip." Similar to dining and ditching, but done solely with tip. Most tip & dips take place during valet claims, or other prepaid services and feature quick getaways in hopes of skipping the shame that comes with not paying the tip.
carly: do you have enough money for the vallet tip?
erica: naw, let's just tip & dip!
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An elderly person. So called because, like a cotton swab, they're white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes!
Everyone was tired of the Q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.
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