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apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

by Rob July 4, 2003

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Computer Game

What somebody has when they are skilled at picking up women on the internet

Maaaan dude in that chatroom was talking to like, 5 bitches at once. He got some maad Computer Game !!

by TheFelix March 4, 2009

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ok computer

The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.

Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.

by jesse December 26, 2005

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computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003

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Computer Faggot

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.

Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.

by W4rr10rAnon138 May 17, 2011

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computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 15, 2019


computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 10, 2021