A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
"Wow that sure is a Chris moment right there"
"I love Chris's pleasure room"
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Heβs act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
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Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.
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A Chris is a creep with rainbow teeth he always looks at girls' mostly the girls that are in a relationship but he is a funny and a good friend
You Chris stop looking at my ass your so funny
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Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls
Chris is mostly mixed with Spanish or Jamaican
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Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
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little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
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