A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
7👍 15👎
A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.
Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.
The act of jacking off into the toilet.
After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.
When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.
Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?
Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!
Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."