Boosted by Daddy Dank. Gayer version of the name Christian
Lodzu is so boosted. He pulled a Tristan
tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan
Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*
A retarded asshole who rapes skunks
The Tristan just fucked a rabbit.
A Jew whomst gang gangs everyday, blows smoke like fog machine and flexes on niggas with a beat of Timb wallet
"Is that THE nigga Tristan?"
"Hell yeah gang shit"
tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed
girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape
girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad
Tristan is a asshole and you never wanna be friends with him or have him as a boyfriend cause he is a puppy dog and will follow you around everywhere DONT DATE A TRISTAN . He will always pick on your flaws and will make fun of you he is very very very annoying and mean and uglyyyyy affffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl1: Ew is Tristan boyfriend
Girl 2: yeahhh I love him
Girl1: ew gross dump in while you can he’s ugly and mean
Girl2: okay I’ll dump his ugly ass!!