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Why are you trying to kill my dream.
Me: My dream is to one day go to Finland.
My friend: You don't ever have any money or a job
Me: why you trying to Martin Luther King me?!
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A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…
It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.
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whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt
I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).
"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
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Me: bugger off