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Gee, those hopped-up supercharged turbo-bunnies are fast.
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Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.
Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free
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Coolest 90s sports car EVER! sleek,fast,and stunningly beautiful can be distinguished from lesser models by its meaner stance, 5-spoke alloy rims, and rear spoiler. the twin turbo 1JZ-GTE motor spitting out 276 horses makes it a threat to anything under $45000 and in black it just looks badass!
holy shit! did you see that! what was that thing! it must have been doing 140! easy
that my friend was a 1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo
we'll never catch that in our riced out civic with a fart can,neons, and 8000lbs of various crap; none of which helps performance.
you got that right lets go get some ghetto ass spinner hubcaps from auto-zone.
ok, woo-hoo!
One of the highest level of gay. Gayer than Turbo Mega Gay and ultra mega super big gay.
He who gets called Turbo ultra mega super large gay is the gayest in the room no matter what.
*Argument between friends*
Friend 1: Ha! You're turbo mega gay!
Friend 2: Well you're ultra mega super big gay!
Friend 3: Can you 2 stop! You're both Turbo ultra mega super large gay!
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
Characterized by the jack in period 2 gym, who walks the track and munches on Reese’s candy
look at that moron jack, he’s such a super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner
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60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'