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When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you
Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!
To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!
I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!
Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books
Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.
A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.
Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."
A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.
When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.
"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."