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A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
the time when people actually found out what twitter was and it got a plenty amount of people that litter the trending topics
How i hate twitter since the twitter boom all the trending topics have the jonas brothers atleast once a week
Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.
Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us