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Some good shit that you can eat at a KFC
I want a Ultimate Burger Box
A lightweight, nourishing moisturizer that quenches skin that's thirsty AF and leaves an irresistibly smooth glow—all thanks to a triple-threat combo of active ingredients that attract moisture and lock it in!
"Daaaamn why is my skin feeling so smooth and what is this gorgeous glow?!"
"That's The Ultimate Thirst Trap, bestie! 💦"
A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.
I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.
When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.
Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.
Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge