uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

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Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

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uncle doodle

one of the many other names of the penis.

Your uncle doodle is so small!!!

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Uncle Torrence

Another name for BitTorrent, particularly in reference to getting a pirate copy of music/films/etc.

We don't get that TV show here, but my Uncle Torrence has got it for me, good old Uncle Torrence

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Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

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Uncle gugemiser

Sexual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. Afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.

Man: Hey babes, wanna do an UNCLE GUGEMISER?
Woman: Hell yeah!

- 1 Week later -

Man: Awww yeahh
Woman: OH MY GOD ITS MELTING!

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An Uncle Bailey

A sick perverted comments made, an action that crossed every line your mother ever taught you, an act so gross that all you could do was shrug your shoulders and say, "Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey" and shudder.
The initials "UB" also count.

After seeing a friend knowingly drink a spit-filled beverage..
Having a friend climb in bed with you..
Someone making a crude referance to something sacred or loved..
At seeing a flasher or someone wearing clothing they shouldn't..
"Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey/UB"

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