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Young blonde German boy that fucks all bitches around. No matter which party he is at, there is not enough alcohol for Valentin. No teacher is secure of his fun and no girl of his 15'' dick.
Oh no, it's Valentin
A very funny boy who has a very kind heart and never fails to make anyone laugh, who is also a choupi by heart, cares for people around him but oh he has a dark evil twist side which is villain and he can probably push you off the eiffle tower at midnight, and wouldn’t be even sorry. Be careful, he has a tendency to annoy people but is genuine A cutie from the heart! Oh and he is a total Parisian boy who’s heart lies in paris and chocolatines. Be careful, he can attack you with baguettes.
Someone : you like paris know?
Valentin : vilain! Putain!
Someone : oh, you’re so Valentin
Valentin is usually a guy who tries too hard to be funny, His penis is typically no bigger than 2 inches and the type of people that hang out with him don't really want to, they usually just feel bad
Person #1 Ew Valentin is coming
Person #2 ugh that guy is so annoying
Your Average Mexican Man With Balls Of Steel . He Known For Great Looks. He Nice Guy And He Can Get Some Hot Bitches
Valentin is a male given name meaning strong, healthy, power, rule. He Takes Care of his Friends And Family and the poor
Valentin Is Strong and Healthy
A Valentin is always no matter what the hottest and cutest trustwrothy guy you will meet. He always has a large penis with cute abs and a nice smile. No MATTER WHAT, everyday is a bad hair day for this little yummy freak. God bless his corgi lookin ass soul and hope him the best, because usually, he's got a nanny with a cute ass corgi.
The corgi is usuallu called Indi, if it is not, then this is a fake Valentin.
Guy: Hey, lok over there, hes got cute abs with a shit hair day!
Me: Hes also got a corgi
Guy: Hes probably nice and cute and genuine
Me: Such a Valentin...
A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.
I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.