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vicky-t. the keytar player for the hit rock-and-roll band Cobra Starship. is said to be a hot mess. cannot function without alcohol and/or hard drugs. is rumored to look like a man but has defended herself. one of the most ~epic was one lulzy night on fbrt in which she flipped her firebox of a lid and ~put them in their place~ latest news: SHE'S GETTING FAT
fangirl 1: hey, did you listen to your Cobra today?
fangirl 2: of course! i can't stand to think that i might actually have a chance with victoria asher.
fangirl 1: what do you mean?
fangirl 2: u no. have you seen her? she pretty much has to settle with what she can get.
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Always accepted and difficult.
"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"
"It's difficult."
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Victoria, the prettiest girl you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Her smile can bring joy to your day, if you make a girl by the name of Victoria laugh, you’ll instantly fall in love, she has the voice of an angel...
You: hey have you seen that girl “Victoria”?
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Friend: yeah, why?
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You: I don’t know how to say this, but I looked into her eyes and fell in love...
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Victoria is one of the sassiest people you'll ever meet. She has that stinging sarcasm, and often heated about small things. Despite all of this, she is very smart and athletic, and will never back down in a challenge. poof
Person: I heard Victoria just cussed out the teacher!
Victoria: poof
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1.A cop car with a nasty habit of exploding when rear-ended.
2. porky the pigs new pimpin ride.
1. Satan:Damn yo what happened to you?
You:Shit man i got drunk and rear-ended a cop.
Cop:I knew i was going to hell! I want mommy!!
2. oink oink oink! pigs drive crown victorias.
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Victoria is your crazy asian edgy friend. She likes to smoke and tell self depreciating jokes, but can light up any room with her stupid ugly laugh. Not everyone deserves a friend like Victoria but be sure if youre lucky enough to have that blind bitch of a friend you treat her with the loyalty and love she gives to you.
Ew put your feet away Victoria, they repulse me!
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