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The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.
"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."
Candle wax girl is a very special that poos out candlr wax out of her arsehole and never poos really poo
Candle wax girl
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When you cram your pinky finger into either your ear or the girls ear to get a ball of wax, then stuff the wax into her snatch to see if she squirms. If so she may have a std.
Andre knew it was safe to go raw dog after applying the ear wax method.
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Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
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While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.
My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.
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a oral position where
1)a women is lieing down on a bed with her head over the side, and her head is slanted backwards
2) the guy,while standing, aggresively shoves his dick into her mouth causing her to gag and/or puke
3) all substances fromm her mouth then slide up her face and down her hair
While alone, Josh was waxing the candle stick with alexa and ended up wiht a face covered in white fluids running down her hair
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Surfer slang for Give me a hand job
I went to this chick on the beach and said "Wax my stick bitch"(oh you know she did)
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