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Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.
Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.
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It's when you have to piss a whole lot and it usually lasts about a minute straight no breaks in between
that piss I took at our grand parents house at midnight oh god all that urea and other liquids gone ... phew
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a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.
Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"
Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."
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A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life
Dude dominic's got a long penis
Well I know who I'll be going with now
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Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.
Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?
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The world's most beautiful woman. She hates when people call her beautiful, even though she truly is. She is the reason some people wake up in the morning. She completes some people's lives. She is also a hipster in training (she will rule the hipster world one day.) An all around great person!
"I saw Kelsey Long today."
"Damn, I wish I could see her everyday!"
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A shirt with sleeves that cover you up to your fingers or wrist or up to your elbows
I wear long sleeves because it is cold outside
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