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Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF is chicken that's been hastily prepared without a specific recipe, but turns out to be remarkably tasty, surprising both the cook and his/her guest diners.
Chicken-What-The-Fuck will mosy likely be used as an answer to a question such as:
1.Q. "What's for Dinner?",A. "Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF..."
2.Q. "What the Hell was that?(we just ate) ", A. "Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF! "
3.Q. "What do you call your dish? ", A. "Chicken WTF" or "Chicken-What-The-Fuck"
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when you go to google to see naruto memes and see
*goes to naruto memes* *sees kakashi giving sakura one hundred years of death * *wtf did i just watch*
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dude wtf?
Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?
kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
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A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."
Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
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typically used when ur homie accidentally eats ur pizza
you: wtf dude u ate my pizza?!
mate: oh srry brotha pay u new pizza kk bro
you: k
*bro hug*
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A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
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An exclamatory phrase to be used when angrily leaving, or rage quitting, a Facebook group, as if somebody gives a flying farfignewton of a fuck. Helps if you're leaving because you're offended because other people are offended.
Though he was but a humble man, his name was legendary. For it was the name to exclaim when you throw a fit and leave a group. Whether or not he had anything to do with one’s anger, it simply became a “bye Felicia” for gen xers. “Wtf Wykeve!?” - Dusty Reynolds