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One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.
Wanking: Masturbating
Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.
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wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....
look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol
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Someone who insists on wearing a mask during a fake pandemic
Look at them sheep wearing masks
Mask wanker
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A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)
See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!
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Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?
Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!
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This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
Man: "Have you tried Wankers Coffee?"
Woman : "Yea I got pregnant from one of them"
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Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.
That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!
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