wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

Wet Wendy

Similar to a "Wet Willy," instead of using saliva to stick in the victim's ear, the appropriate body fluid for the Wet Wendy is female or male cum.

After I soaked my finger in my vagina, I went over to Mark and gave him a wet wendy.

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Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.

Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

Wetted Up

knife shanked wet up Bladed

That young lad got wetted up while getting robbed by the elders

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