Totally Whales

1: Something that is totally awesome

2: Something that is raddass and rocks out

3: Something that describes the country Whales

1: You beat Through Fire and Flames on Expert? That Totally Whales

2: You know Christian Mu's little brother? He Totally Whales at the Synthesizer

3: That guys outfit is Totally Whales

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Whale-bird

An extreamly large winged mamal which generaly resembles a whale but with enourmus eagle like wings.

Hey hun, look at them thar whale-bird flying above the trailer park.

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whale hook

The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date.

Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?

Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.

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Whale Watching

When a person, either alone or with a group see's almost exclusively overweight or fat people.

Ex.

(Jimmy and his brother are at the mall.)

Brother: Dude there are no hot chicks here. They're all huge!

Jimmy: I told you we'd be whale watching.

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sperm whale

A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.

Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!

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Whale Face

The look you get when you have upset someone on multiple occasions, it shows anger but not much, for they are use to being mad at you.

My girlfriend gave me the whale face when she caught me taking off her panties in her sleep.

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vigina whale

a fat bitch who ruins everyone elses live because their life sucks

wow mrs.kern was a real vigina whale today.

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