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(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.
"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"
What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina
After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle
Usually meaning, one who drinks whiskey and instantly becomes a bad ass, one who will kick ass and forget names! They Usually use terms like "you're no match for me", or "I'll kill you" and then once the whiskey effect wears off they use the terms like " I'm sorry, I was drunk" or " I'm never drinking that again"!
Whiskey bottle bad ass......Hey I just got a call from richard, he's being a "Whisky bottle bad ass" again!
Military phonetic alphabet spelling of "FTW" (Fuck The World).
Foxtrot Tango Whiskey means "Fuck The World", i cant find a way to use this in a sentence.
occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
When you drink and your body cant handle the whiskey so it gets pumped into your heart and makes your chest hurt.