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i am full of your crap

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.

"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.

by smartypantssfghfghjdfg November 12, 2010

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i am very open minded

Willing to do anal sex.

Looking for a good time, I am very open minded.

by Bear0714 July 18, 2017

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A new tie I am wearing

A happy exclimation!

HEY BOB! A new tie I am wearing!

by penguin October 28, 2002

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I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

by Vale74 November 25, 2010

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Luke, I am your father

The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."

1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!

2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.

by Dan Jewell March 23, 2005

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i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 20, 2011

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I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

by Daniel Kogel May 8, 2007

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