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The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
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{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.
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{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"
Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE
“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous”
When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.
Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."
When you have the worst diarrhea of your life and should not be further than 4 seconds from a toilet. This mainly happens after eating at Willies's Grill and Ice House, but can happen at any eating establishment. You will think you have got it all out of your system, but once you stand up from the toilet, your stomach tells you its time to go again.
Boy 1: Hey let's go eat at Willie's
Boy 2: Nah man that gives me Willie's belly
one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis
Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!