JC Poop

To take a poop by standing on the toilet seat and hovering over to avoid the water splashing the butt hole.

Last night I had to do a JC Poop because I didnt want no water splashing my asshole.

poop foot

When your feet go numb from sitting on the shitter.

I have Poop Foot from playing my Gameboy on the shitter for too long.

Poop sock

A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.

Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die

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pigeon poop

also can be used as a verb*

When you slightly vomit in your mouth in a small watery manner due too a burp, hick-up, yawn etc. we have ALL done this before :p

1. damn i just pigeon pooped in my mouth, fucking nasty!

2. i just spit out pigeon poop from eating all those tacos and water

3. i just ate jigar and pigeon pooped some of it out, gross.

4. drinking a lot of liquids with food can cause you to pigeon poop.

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Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

poop knife

A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

You may want to find something else to butter your toast with, for that is my poop knife.

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infinite poop

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.

oh god not the infinite poop copypasta

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