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A place Mitt Romney keeps all the women who work for him.
"Jeeves, be a chum and hand me one of my binders full of women."
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Women who are of Indian descent. They are generally seen as very beautiful, shy, kind, talented, and smart. They are known for having big, gorgeous eyes that every man loves and every women wants. They are also seen as good wife's, great cooks and very cultural/traditional.
Girl 1: OMG, Priya, I love your eyes!
Girl 2: yeah, gosh your so lucky, I want your eyes!
or
Guy 1: Hey that new girl got beautiful eyes, I couldn't stop staring into them.
Guy 2: really? She must be East Indian.
Examples of East Indian women: Padma Lakshmi, Aishwarya Rai, Melinda Shankar, Lisa Ray, Parminder Nagra
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a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their shit, making excessive exclamations of 'woo!' and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don't understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends' arms when they can't walk and bursting into bathrooms in groups of six, because they have become incompetent, and leaving with their heels in their hands just as simply as they left without their dignity intact.
Will: See those drunk women over there?
Nigel: Fucking embarrassing.
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IF SHE BREATHES... SHE'S A THOT!!!!
Guy: all women are queens
KING: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT
Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.
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A Conservative Christian pressure group based in the bible belt of America. Possibly some of the most fanatical Christians ever. They say they stand for six core issues:
"1. Definition of the Family:
CWA believes the traditional family consists of one man and one woman joined in marriage, along with any children they may have. We seek to protect traditional values that support the Biblical design of the family."
- CWA are against gay marridge with a passion because it's "depraved". I wonder how depraved beastality is compared to homosexuality. They wish to see all gay, bi and lesbian people be stripped of all civil rights. They also want to remove women of civil liberties and their rights so every woman becomes a housewife. They feel Feminists and womens rights groups are wrong.
"2. Sanctity of Human Life:
CWA supports the protection of all life from conception until natural death. This includes the consequences resulting from abortion."
- CWA believe that stem cell research is muder, even if will save countless lives by curing what are incurable diseases. Also that abortions are also murder, if you're raped, it's your own fault.
"3. Education:
CWA seeks to reform public education by returning authority to parents."
- CWA want parents to carefully monitor their childrens everyday life to insane lengths and hopefully rid them of any rights allowing them to express themselves.
"4. Pornography:
CWA endeavors to fight all pornography and obscenity."
- CWA also counts obscenity to be swim models on coffee cups.
"5. Religious Liberty:
CWA supports the God-given rights of individuals in the United States and other nations to pray and worship without fear of discrimination or persecution."
- What this entails is that Christianity should be forced as the only set of moral guidelines in the United States and they should be the soul people to tell others what is right. Even though it is impossible to say what is moral and immoral as each persons opinions differ greatly. They also want to get rid of the theory of evolution in schools and teach creationism instead, because one supernatural being creating the universe is much more comprehensible. Also that all science books should have labels with "This is just a theory." on the front.
"6.National Sovereignty:
CWA believes that neither the United Nations nor any other international organization should have authority over the United States in any area, including economics, social policy, military, and land ownership."
- This is so that America is free to invade, plunder and lay waste to anyone it pleases; so that the international community cannot debate with them under any circumstances to come up with a logical decision. Ideally so that America will become a worldwide super power.
Out of curiosity I compares CWA to the American Nazi Party and the main issues they stood for were suprisingly similar. The quote belows looks at how CWA occassionally hints at racism...
"The ideology commonly known as "political correctness" or "multiculturalism" now shapes the actions of government in thousands of ways. Under the rubric of "hate crimes," it sentences American citizens to additional time in jail for political thoughts. As "affirmative action," it "privileges" women, blacks and homosexuals over heterosexual white males. In some cases, it requires private businesses to give their employees "sensitivity training," psychological conditioning in obedience to the state ideology, including its demand that everyone express approval of homosexuality."
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Crazy voodoo lady from St. Thomas Island. In the 40s Cow-foot women worked in a meat packing factory. Her leg was caught in one of the machines and was replaced by a cow leg sewed back onto her leg. Cow-foot women hates the smell of tobacco so the people of the island burn tobacco too keep her away. She is real and she is still alive. There is no real proof of her existence but the native islanders still believe in the voodoo Cow-foot women.
Run! its Cow-foot women.
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