When keeping it real goes wrong

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

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dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions

what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

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take care of those flowers wrong number

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said

Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

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wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

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I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.

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girl shouts wrong name during sex

A very common phenomenon in which a female undergoing the process of reproduction will exclaim the given title of a partner with whom she has previously undergone the reproductive process with.

"ohh fuck I like it Jerry," girl shouts wrong name during sex

"I'm Josh ,honey", her husband responded