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Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
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A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.
This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
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Thats tight. Or, wtf was that for?
"Look at my spinners."
"Damn yo, those are nice."
Guy gets punched in face...
"Damn yo, whats your problem?"
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a phrase used by townies and pimps to call their bitches.
yo hoe come here and giv me sum shines now bitch
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A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.
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These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.
"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?"
"That's yo momma."
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You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?
See Swordchucks.
Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.
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