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yankee doodle handy

place your thumb in in his poop shoot and give em a rubntug reacharound

the man was feeling down, so his friend gave him a Yankee doodle handy

by c.adkinson January 18, 2017

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New York Yankees

The best and most recognizable sports franchise ever created throughout the world. With 27 world championships, the Yankees have the most championship wins and playoff appearances not only in Major League Baseball, but in the entire world. The Yankees have had the greatest baseball players to ever step foot on this planet play for them. The Yankees rival is the Boston Red Sox. Red Sox fans are known to bitch and whine about how much money the Yankees have and how some players have used steroids. Their money is earned from being solid throughout the years, not because the Yankees are corporate bastards who have millions of dollars to blow. Apparently, Red Sox fans are fucking blind to the Yankees' past and think that one loss will make a team suck. In short, the Yankees are the best organization of professional sports players ever assembled who shit on pitiful Red Sox fans that are blind and can't see success.

Red Sox Fan - "NEW YORK YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX FUCKING OWN, WOOOOO!"

Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."

by PrecisionBassPaul October 11, 2010

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new york yankees

a good team even though i love the red sox i've learned that yes the yankees are a good team but like i said i love the red sox

red sox rule but the new york yankees are pretty good

by GRant gosselin January 10, 2008

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New York Yankee

Sexual act wherein a girl is giving a guy a hand job while another guy throws bagels at her. Once the first male ejaculates, the girl must take a bagel, put the man's semen on it and eat it.

Yo, this girl gave me and my buddy a New York Yankee earlier!

by steve beekins November 21, 2006

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yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


New York Yankees

sox fans...allu you hafta say is this...hey how bout them Jets/giants?


go pats

Jorge Posada is a little bitch.

by Johnny O August 24, 2004

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New York Yankees

more simply known as YANKEES

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

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