i love you

THE BIGGEST LIE IN THE WORLD

joe: i love you
Penny: i love you too
Joe: SIKE

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I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

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you know I love ya

used after insulting or making a joke of someone, to make them feel better

Dude that was cold!
Oh, you know I love ya.

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“I love you” arms race

When two (or more) people get caught in a loop of saying “I love you” with increasing intensity or grandeur.
Ex-
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “I love you more!”
Person 1: “I love you most!”
Person 2: “I love you mostest!”
Ad infinitum

“Those two are disgusting together, they constantly get stuck in an “I love you” arms race.”

I love you more bb

Alyssa loves Kody more deal with it

I LOVE YOU MORE BB AN DATS ON PERIOD

I love you more Andrew

I love you more and it’s a fact.

I love you more Andrew shut the fuck up

I was meant for loving you baby

The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss

Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.