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a friend but a bit more than a friend but a bit less than a boyfriend but actual going out
rob- hey
saz- ill be your gf buddy
rob- what?
saz- i want to be your girlfriend buddy
rob- aw right i will be your boyfriend buddie
13đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.
Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.
Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!
21đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.
My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.
17đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”
A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.
“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”
Meme boyfriend is a Male that you send memes and tiktoks back and forth to
My meme boyfriend sent me the funniest meme today!
Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"
"There's just one ticket?"
"Yup."
"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."