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Liberal Canadians exist primarily in Eastern Canada, where there are no jobs. This however is not always the case. Some of the smarter Liberal Canadians have packed up and moved West in recent years in hopes of changing the hearts and minds of Conservative Western Canadians. These attempts have proved futile at best.
Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.
Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.
Conservatives are vastly superior to Liberal Canadians
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Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.
" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"
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When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.
"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."
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while nailing ã girl from behind doggy style, you jam ã beer bottle up her ass at the same time.
"man, I gave your sister the canadian tailgate last night with ã labatt, then ã mexican tailgate with ã corona later."
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A great place to pick up hot Canadian chicks.
John met Amy at Canadian Tire while he was getting his car fixed, and couldn't wait to bang her.
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Where you are having sexual intercourse with a lady doggy style, He pulls out then spits on her back. When she looks back, he ejaculates in her face.
My girl was being a total bitch yesterday, so late last night i hit her with a canadian fakeout
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Inserting your fist into your partners anus or vagina then extenting all fingers simatanously to create a bursting sensation. Also known as the Candian Starbursts when using mulitple hands.
Sex Moves
I was shooting for the stars when I gave her a Canadian Starburst.
She said, "It felt like the 4th of July when you gave me that Canadian Starburst."
"Was that the Canadian Starburst woooo OH woooo now I know how the dinasours went extinct."
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