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A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.
You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!
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A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
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Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.
That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
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Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.
That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
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someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
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A classer word for Jacking off.
Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.
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A drink which has has:
2 Parts Vodka
1 Parts Orange Juice
1/2 gram Moon Rocks
"I wore my drinking suit and my anit-gravity boots...but I was still floating from that Moon Driver...."
"Would you like a drink ?" Ok, Would you like to go to space?"
" I'm higher than a space rover!"
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