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A person so in love they barley see who the person really is, they only see what they want the person to be. Such a shame.
Friend #1: look at her crying over him again.
Friend #2: watch her get back with him after he cheated 7 times
Love sick fool: I don’t care! I still live him!
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A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.
That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.
This is used when someone does or says something you think is stupid.
Jaquan: Hey dude, I'm skipping school on Wednesday to watch that new Power Rangers Movie.
Carle: Ah ya fool, don't skip school.
Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock
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'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'
DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....
A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.
Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.
What you say to someone just before you kill them or beat them senseless.
This mountain of a man came out of the crowed and said, " you die fool!". So I ran like hell.
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If a picture can tell a thousand words, but actions speak louder than words, your boombox has the traits of a compulsive liar.
I should thank you for the life lesson. When you're unsure of what someone is truly feeling, let them do what they want to do and they will show you what they want to do. You said you wanted what I wanted, but you didn't do what you said you would.
You kept showing me who you are and what you want, when am I going to stop acting the role of the fool and believe you.
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