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When an emo kid faps so furiously they shoot bullets.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.
Boy 1 - "Steve was fapping so hard I heard bullets"
Boy 2 - "He must have been gun fapping!"
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the second most powerfull weapon in a roflcopters arsenal. use to uberpwn lolerskaters and lmaoplanes. in real life, if you are shot by a ROFLING gun, you will forever be cursed to roll on the floor lauging
wow, steve should have brought his lollerskates.he just got pwned by tht rofling gun
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The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”
Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”
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1. The part of a gun where the bullet exits and owns you
2. When you're truly fucked
Ohhhh shit, that fuckin' English test was like staring down the barrel of a gun
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A chain gun is a type of machine gun or automatic cannon that uses an external source of power, rather than diverting energy from the cartridge, to cycle the weapon, and does so via a continuous loop of chain similar to that used on a motor or bicycle.
A commonly used chain gun is the M242 Bushmaster. Versions of its 25 mm action are found on ships (the Mk38), Infantry fighting vehicles (the M2 Bradley), and LAV-25 around the world. Others are the M230 30 mm Cannon, which is standard equipment on the Apache helicopter, as well as the Bushmaster II 30 mm, and the Bushmaster III 35/50 mm Chain gun.
A chain gun has a single barrel while a Gatling gun has several rotating barrels. It is a common error to refer to Gatling guns as chain guns, particularly in connection with entertainment such as video games.
I have 15 chain guns in my mafia
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Stands for TransFormation Gun. Imaginary device from the webcomic El Goonish Shive.
Is capable of changing the DNA structure to force the body to take diferent shapes, like: cat like, squirrel like, trasgender, etc.
Ted loves to play with his TF Gun!
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A person who collects firearms and - often militaria as well - relating to certain historical periods. This person may also be into shooting said firearms but this is often secondary to appreciating them and finding out arcane bits of historical trivia about them. This main pursuit is usually done by buying large expensive reference books about the guns in question and swapping info and expertise with other gun dorks at gun shows, meets, and on-line forums.
Gun dorks dislike being called "Gun Nuts" as they beleive this incorrectly lumps them in with those of the Glock-AR15-AK-shootupthecountryside crowd.
"That guy has every book to go with his WW1 rifle collection - he's a real gun dork!"
"Yeah, he's into guns but not just any guns, specifically Austrio-Hungarian Jager rifles - he's a Gun Dork not a Gun Nut."
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