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A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.
Lonely girl #1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot...
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
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A hot and talented singer that people love to hate for no reason at all. He's not rude, ugly, or un-talented (like a lot of other celebrities,) but for some reason, people don't like talented people.
Girl #1: Oh my god, look there's Miley! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley!
Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
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A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?!
That Justin Timberlake is hot, dude
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A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.
"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."
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The most amazing man ever in the whole entire universe. He sings, writes the lyrics, and plays guitar for Motion City Soundtrack. He is also well known for his crazy hair that looks like he stuck his finger in a electrical socket. He used to do meth in his earlier days of the band but is now sober.
Girl: Dude, did you see that man?
Boy: What man?
Girl: That insanely cool man with the wicked hair.
Boy: Oh? Who is he? He's insanely cool and I must know his name.
Girl: That is Justin Pierre.
Boy: Wow. He's way cooler than James Hart.
Girl: Duh.
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The ideal midwestern couple with good looks and honest character. They met because their families have cabins near each other “up north”. The two bonded over their love of wakesurfing, competitive Farkle games, and strong moscow mules. Justin and Ellie are both family-oriented and will give their future children (or doodle puppies) the most beautiful upbringing. Together, their positive attitudes and generous spirits will allow them to overcome any challenges life throws their way.
I'm so over going on terrible dates, one day I'll find that Ellie and Justin kind of love.
Ellie and Justin are the perfect couple.
He's literally in every youtube comment section.
"I never stole any biscuits " - inspirational quote from Justin Y.
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