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He is the coolest, funniest, sexiest guy you will ever meet he is also called sexy beast and has a really big...
Wow look at that Lucas he soo hot
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Super sick dude that can do flips for days also a god at basketball. Is cooler than anyone who is isn't called Luca.
Guy 1- "Woah look at that sick dude doing flips"
Guy 2- "He must be a Luca"
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The biggest virgin in existence will only have sex with hookers or prostitutes
Anyone:Luca is a massive adult virgin
Everyone Else:You right
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He has demons. You know, Fuck it, he is a demon. Don't piss him off, he will summon they. Just don't fucking piss him off, and do what he says.
Lucas came to my house and summoned demons.
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Fuck that bitch he's a poser and a loser and if he ever asks you to go to the galleria, SAY NO! He is just trying to get you to put your mouth around his dick! Don't fall for his tricks. He says that he is tall when we all really know he is only 5'2, and if he starts talking about his brother, just go tell him to suck his own dick. He is very desperate and you should not be friends with him, and definitely avoid doing anything else.
Patricia: "So are you talking to any guys right now?"
DeLinda: "Yeah... but it's nothing I think that he might be a Lucas."
Patricia: "HOLY SHIT DELINDA! You've gotta beware of those hoes! Don't go to the galleria with them! He just wants you to suck his dick!"
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A guy that smells like cheese, is obsessed with his girlfriend, and literally always brings noodles to school for lunch. His hair is always extremely greasy too. Literally LOVES grated romano cheese from Olive Garden.
Oh, you have Grated Romano Cheese? You'd better hide it from Lucas!
Yeah, I heard he's addicted to it. We should probably have an intervention. I'm concerned for his health and well-being.
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