mind bottling

When somthing is so unbelievable that all your thoughts get trapped, like in a bottle

"Man, that girls boobs are mind bottling."

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bottle rot

The effect of herpes on the male genitalia. i.e open sores on the wiener.

I had a bad feeling after a long night of unprotected butt sex with Kate Beef. My worst fears were realized about a month later when when I broke out with a severe case of the bottle rot.

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bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

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bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

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brown bottle

its hennessy cognac. its described as brown bottle from the dark color the hennessy has.

tupac song hennessy - "They wanna know who's my role model
It's in a brown bottle (Yo what's our motherfucking motto nigga?)Hennessey"

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bottle nosing

When a woman gingerly inserts her nose into a man's butt-hole while simultaneously slapping her breasts on the back of the man's legs. Then the man proceeds to take a fat, steaming dump on her face

Nicci was bottle nosing with Chris last night

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bottle king

In Scotland Barrs drinks; examples include Irn Bru, Limeade, Red Kola and American Cream Soda, are available in glass bottles with a returnable deposit of 20p. Bottle kings will return these 'gless cheques' enmasse to the nightly 'icey' and exchnge them for fags or drugs. when spotted generally greeted to a chorus of 'ching ching bottle king' - an onomatopoeic depicting the noise of glass bottle knocking together while the inebriate carries them to the van.

There goes that jakey bottle king

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