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a friend but a bit more than a friend but a bit less than a boyfriend but actual going out
rob- hey
saz- ill be your gf buddy
rob- what?
saz- i want to be your girlfriend buddy
rob- aw right i will be your boyfriend buddie
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Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.
Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.
Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!
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When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.
My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.
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Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"
"There's just one ticket?"
"Yup."
"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.
Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends
they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship
usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend
these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.
everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"
oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "
autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”