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1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline
Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.
Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!
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(pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.
"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"
A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"
A: "wooorrrddd..."
Launching yourself penis first into a woman's vagine.
Karen: "Bob why is there a Circus Cannon in the room!?"
Bob: "Honey, have you ever tried the Pussy Cannon?"
Bob: *Does the Pussy Cannon*
Karen :
Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.
Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?
When a man nuts (or cums) into another mans urethra then they nut back into your mouth forcing you to swallow creating a snowball effect.
KYLE: Aye Jim you wanna get together with the boys and do a snowball cannon?
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!