fruit legs

a real faggit

Mane, look at that faggit, he sure is a fruit legs bitch.

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hot fruit

You take a skinned kiwi, shove it up a woman's pussy, fuck her bareback and after cumming inside her, pull out and make her clean off the result off your cock with her mouth.

"Jim and Mandy are trying Hot Fruit tonight."

"How do you know?"

"Mandy spent all day skinning kiwis"

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Fruit Fly

A fruit fly can also be a person of either gender who hangs out gay men and/or lesbians.

Basically a unisex fag hag.

Jesse goes to Pride every year, he's such a fruit fly.

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fruit punch

When a girl "forgets" to tell her male friend that she is on her period, then forces him to eat her out by sitting on his face!

Lisa: I was really pissed at James last night, so I fruit punched him.
Sara: Ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.

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fruit loop

To walk around a gay bar looking for one of your friends there.

Do you know where Larry is?
No, let's do a fruit loop to see if he's here.

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fruit monster

the new P.C. version of the cookie monster who by the way was amazing and has been ruined by our stupid sosiety that is so damn anti cookie

jim hansion is rolling in his grave beacuse of the fruit monster and because of that orphine (sp?) monster from africa who has AIDs

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fruit basket

a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in.

i just got an apple from the fruit basket

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