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The basketballer who takes all the game winning shots.
Ray Allen goes for the 3 and he got it. He has done that so many times, he is Jesus.
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Jesus is a good man who wanted the good of all, to lead the people of this world to his heavenly father and thought us how to be baptized because all he wanted was the peoples happiness and Gods too.
Jesus: i hope one day i can be like him.
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According to many, Jesus may or may not have existed. Yes, there may have been a Jesus of Nazareth that lived around 6 BCE-29 CE yet whether he was the 'son of god' is a debate only historians have yet to verify. I personally am no atheist, i am agnostic, but zeitgeist is right: Jesus is a piscean personification of Horus, the sun god of egypt, alongside dionysis, mithra, krishna, and many more.
They call me jesus, but i am not the historical jesus, just the jesus of this time, not the reincarnation because that would be blasphemy (lol!)
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only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)
Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!
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also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiaof the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ; The savior of all humanity; died for our sins to save us; son of Mary; son of our Lord
Jesus saved us from our signs by dying on the cross
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Jesus (noun) is a Messiah like figure in Christianity and other religions. In popular culture, he can be either a zombie, a raptor, or a Jew.
The plural for more than one Jesus is Jesii.
'Jesus will save you!'
'No...Jesii will save you!'
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A name used for many hispanics but besides that, Jesus is a very loving and charming man. He most likely has a big dong. As most latinos do. Jesus will steal your girl and he will make that girl feel like she's the luckiest women in the world.
Hey I thought she was dating Ben ?
No Jesus took her.
Damn I wish I was him
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