Steed Mask

Anything u may use to protect one's self from STDs. Preferably a condom.

"Hey son, now that you're bangin the neighborhood girls..... well, here." "What are these Dad?" "These are steed masks, son. They protect you from STDs." "Okay. Thanks Dad." "But son, they only work if you use them." "Okay Dad."

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Mask Hole

A person that where’s a mask in there car by themselves.

Look at the mask hole in their car.

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Jizz Mask

Boil some jizz and pour it on imSucks face and then let it harden for his holloween mask.

Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask

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mask hole

A half mask wearing jack ass!

Look at that mask hole walking around the store with a mask half on.
Usually Accompanied with crocodile tears in their eyes and a :( under the mask.

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mask smiles

What a lost generation will remember of their youth.

"Later, Joseph would recall not only the hardships but the small things, the lollipops and mask smiles."

"I used to like flying until it became all slip n sips and mask smiles."

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Exfoliating Mask

When you cum on a girls face then immediately wrap her face up in plastic wrap.

That girl had some acne so I give her an exfoliating mask.

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pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

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