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similiar to saying its been a while,
Drake uses it in his song, "From Time" with Jhene Aiko
"Hey man its been a minute since we last saw each other!"
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a phrase used by semi-conscious people when needing more sleep; usually followed by more sleep or a glass of cold water
Mother: "Darling, wake up."
Son: "Five more minutes, Mom!"
*zzzzz*
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Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.
DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT
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Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.
Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...
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A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)
Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"
Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."
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7 minutes in heaven is a game general played at partys normally with 2 people of the opposite sex. these two people generally between the ages of 13 and 16 go into a closet for 7 minutes and "make out". this "making out" can be constant on on and off. normally on and off because people need to breathe. there can also be more intamate things going on during these 7 minutes...like fingeting...or oral sex...etc.
tonight im going over to cindys party to play 7 minutes in heaven
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The act of having an orgasm for an extended period of time. Based on the fact that pigs can orgasm for 15 minutes or more.
Josh:"Did you hear? Will gave Marilyn 15 minutes!"
Emmy:"Holy crap, he must have a humongeous penis!"
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