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Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband

Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator

by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022


porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 23, 2011


Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.

Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?

by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024


Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024


snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler April 7, 2016


Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.

I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009


Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.

Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.

by QueezyMart June 5, 2018