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Someone who likes to suck dick
Diane Mason is a peter puffer!
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A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
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GREATEST. MALE PERFORMER. EVER. Starred in over 2000 films. Average ejaculation: 9 jets, about half a cup.
Peter North is a god.
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Don't act as if you're a Peter-Jan, you don't own anything
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A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.
Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."
Dude: Bro, what happened last night?
Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.
Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?
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A gathering with way too many dudes; peter being an alternate term for penis.
More commonly known as a sausage fest.
Man, fuck this peter party, yo; let's go find some bitches.
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An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".
He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.
He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.
Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!
Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!
Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!
Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!
Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!
Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.
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