cherry pick

The act of an individual thrusting his/her enclosed fist into the rectum of another. Once inside, the first individual opens his fist and grabs a nugget of poo. Finally, the first individual removes the artifact and enjoys the fruits of their labor.

Charlie cherry picked that bitch last week and she hasn't shat right since.

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Isn't It Iron Pick

Isn't It Iron Pick, is likely referring to the minecraft advancement.

The advancement itself is a reference to the well-known pop song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette.
The lyrics are as follows; "And isn't it ironic? Don't you think".

The advancement in and of itself is also a pun on the word "ironic".

"Isn't It Iron Pick: Upgrade your pickaxe"

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Pick Up Truck

A motorized vehicle with over size tires, enough horsepower to rescue a three ton elephant from quicksand and a glove compartment filled with country and western CD's.

He bought a pick up truck to drive to work but then lost his job as an accountant and didn't need it anymore.

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52 Pick-Up

What people say when they throw a deck of cards on the floor/across the room with no intention of picking them up, leaving the job to you. This usually happens after someone loses a card game multiple times and can't take it anymore. Or when you're just in the mood to make some people POed.

Shane: "Black Jack!"
Me: "What!? Again!? That's fourteen times in a row!"
Mikey: "Stop being a sore loser."
Shane: "Yeah, really. It's not like I cheat."
Me: "Yeah well," *gathers the deck of cards, "52 Pick-Up!" *Throws the deck of cards across the room and onto the floor, walks out of the room*

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Picking out curtains

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.

Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...

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Pick your poison

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.

Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.

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pick me up

something to keep you going whether if be an energy drink or a bump of some blow

i need a pick me up cuz i havnt done any shit for about an hour

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