dod player

The upgraded version of CS Player

also see cs player

I used to be one of those lame cs players with a girlfriend, Now I have no girlfriend and I am a dod player.

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player shit

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)

"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."

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Roblox Player

A roblox player is a person who plays roblox or the roblox launcher

To play Roblox it requires for you to download The Roblox Player

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xbox player

an xbox owner who grinds on every game 24/7 and is still terrible

jerry:oh no an xbox player joined our lobby.
mark: don’t worry his battery gonna die soon

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string players

people who love fingering the g string, moving their hand up and down the neck of the instrument and making noise from the F hole.

violinist to cellist: wow, you get paid so much for keeping your legs open and making noise from your F holes.

violist to violinist: its so much harder to finger my G string over yours

bassist to violinist: i've got a much bigger and longer neck on my noise maker than yours.

us string players love F holes.

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Player DNA

In your genes to be a slut. anatomically made a whore

She'll never change she has "Player DNA" in her.

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rugby player

Rugby Union players come in two distinct forms, skilled athletes with strength, speed and an unmatched will to win - these players are procured by Union clubs from their superior bretheren - Rugby League clubs.

The other types tend to be pale doughy creatures more accustomed to sitting on the ground waiting for something to happen, but not wanting it to involve too much physical activity, generally walking to a lineout or scrum is considered a workout to them.

Examples of the superior form of Rugby player can be seen in Jason Robinson, Andy Farrell, Wendell Sailor (before those unionites shoved coke up his nose) and Lote Tuquiri.

The inferior form of Rugby Player can easily identified by a distinct lack of athletic ability for a professional sportsman.

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